Event Schedule

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  • Jul 04, 2024
  • Party Haus

Weekend Long Adventure

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am…

  • Jul 12, 2024
  • Bamboo Fresh

Late Night Party

Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The…

  • Jul 14, 2024
  • The Beanery

Kitten Adoption Day

I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!…

  • Jul 27, 2024
  • Bamboo Fresh

Cupcake Decorating

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer…

  • Aug 01, 2024
  • Doug Fir Lounge

Board Meeting

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to…

  • Dec 01, 2024
  • New Brookland Tavern

Dinner Party

Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you…

  • Jun 21, 2025
  • San Diego Zoo

Birthday Party

Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn’t got stuff all over…

  • Aug 01, 2025
  • New Brookland Tavern

Movie Marathon

What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway….